gritty both capturing the zeitgeist as usual AND educating me on the availability of free flow butter at american cinemas

jaskier : i saw you and your wife from across the room and i'd really like to get to know you both better

Defunctland - Disney Channel’s Theme: A History Mystery

Hbomberguy - ROBLOX_OOF.mp3

I’m seeing Long Video Essay Discourse start to rear its head in Twitter so I’m gonna head it off at the pass now: I fucking love super long video essays, they’re an experience I’m happy to tune in to, Youtube recently added chapters to videos so it feels much more segmented, I love this shit and I don’t care if it’s not for you.

HE WASN’T EVEN ON MTV CRIBS

If Jurassic Park was real the DefunctLand video on it would open with "66 Million Years ago, an asteroid the size of Mount Everest slammed into the Gulf of Mexico,"

that fact the laszlos "nYyYyEW YAWHK CITAAaæy" thing is SO deliberate is everything to me. motherfucker has to inhale 17 litres of oxygen into his lungs to do it but by god he will do it.

love that so many lord of the rings fans understand that faramir is trans. like i think she is a transfem lesbian but people who think faramir is transmasc or unaligned nonbinary are also cool. we all just understand that faramir isn’t a cis man. there’s so many reasons but today i’m thinking about how

there is something so inherently transgender about your parent building you a funeral pyre and mourning you and getting ready to burn you even while you or others cry out that you are still living. you are still here.

Hobbits, dwarves but corgi

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Poor kili…he’s gonna be okay

Elves, mankind but dogs

a very specific ibuki comm for @youngster-ben